OH FUCK NO. NOT YOU AGAIN.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Fast-forward.

You lay on the floor, meditating on your current situation. And by meditating, you mean staring numbly at the ceiling in utter resignation from the real world until things just blow over.

It’s been a rough few months.

Poor fucker ain’t gunna know what hit ‘em.

— thoughtfullyHardcore [TH] began trolling casuallyCooky [CK] at 23:37 —

[TH]: ~I can $till $ee you.

[CK]: Alrighty then.

[TH]: ~Your re$pon$e is very underwhelming. $houldn’t you be freaking the fuck out right now?

[CK]: Nope! In fact, i love it when you watch me. Please, just sit in the middle of my room and stare at me. Watch me as i sleep, and later we can go on a date and you can sparkle in the sunlight.

[TH]: ~I would, except for the whole fucking $EPERATE UNIVER$E thing.

[CK]: Dont you have ufos or something? Just blast you your way on over here and we can be pals like et and that one kid. Only creepier.

[TH]: ~If you mean $pace$hip$, then no. I don’t have any.

[CK]: Darn! I wanted to be best buddies with the creepy internet guy!

[TH]: ~Not happening, punk. Predator$ never befriend prey, $o thi$ change$ nothing.

[TH]: ~Eheheheheh >:9

[CK]: http://i.imgur.com/iQceO.jpg

[TH]: ~Who’$ thi$ douchebag?

[CK]: Whatever. Ill just leave you to figure that out.

— casuallyKooky [CK] ceased pestering thoughtfullyHardcore [TH] at 23:42 —

[TH]: ~Oh god dammit.

Well, he’s not that ba-

Sweet Jesus.

It’s him.

You guess you’ll just space out for a bit.

…

Huh?